SoC 3:1

Replay

This is a Fox News Alert,
Gas is up two cents from last week’s high.

This is a Fox News Alert,
North Korea has nuked the inside of a mountain,
In the middle of nowhere.

This is a Fox News Alert,
The terror level has been upgraded
To polka dot purple;
Liquids will no longer be allowed
While traveling on board commercial aircrafts.

This is a Fox News Alert,
Escalators: Simple convenience, or death trap?
Be cautious of your loose shoelaces.

This is a Fox News Alert,
President Bush has caught a cold.

This, again, is a Fox News Alert,
The democrats have infantilized the United States
Of America in its entirety.

The Dow hit 12.000. Yey!
Trader: Until clean air becomes a commodity,
I won’t be preoccupied about conserving it.

This is a Fox News Alert,
Brit Hume turned out to be some kind of
Homemade robot.